Butterfly Cauldron
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Kitty funny....
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Hail to the Chief, Bitchez!
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My first act? Dissolve the government, appoint myself Grand Empress Supreme and establish a heritary monarchy. (With my lovely Kady taking over after me, of course.) Thin will be OUT. Boys will be HOT and MAKE SENSE. There will be no more Mr. Fuck and Run. No! It's time for Mr. Fuck and STAY!
Oh, and all neocons will be conscripted and forced to fight in their own damned wars.
Labels: funny
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Laugh. It's good for you.
Only Alanis could redeem what is possibly the worst piece of "musical" dreck ever recorded.
Friday, January 12, 2007
Louisiana humor
Elle, I believe you will appreciate this :)
Boudreaux died and was on his way down to Hell. In anticipation, the Devil turned up the thermostat to make it extra warm for Boudreaux.
When Boudreaux arrived, the Devil asked, "Hey Boudreaux, how do you like the heat down here?"
Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's just fine. It reminds me of Bayou PonPon in July."
That made the Devil mad. That night, he turned the thermostat up all the way it could go. Man it was hot! When Boudreaux woke up, the Devil asked him, "NOW how do you like it down here?"
Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's fine. It reminds me of August on Bayou Lafourche."
As you might expect, that made the Devil all the more mad. Well, that night, he turned the thermostat down all the way it could go! The whole place frosted over. Icicles started forming from the rafters.
When Boudreaux woke up, the Devil asked him, "How you like it NOW, Boudreaux?"
Boudreaux, shivering, through blue lips, says, "Mais cher, I'm one happy Cajun!"
The Devil was infuriated! He yelled, "What do you mean you're one happy Cajun?!!"
Boudreaux, still shivering says, "The Saints done won the Superbowl!"
Boudreaux died and was on his way down to Hell. In anticipation, the Devil turned up the thermostat to make it extra warm for Boudreaux.
When Boudreaux arrived, the Devil asked, "Hey Boudreaux, how do you like the heat down here?"
Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's just fine. It reminds me of Bayou PonPon in July."
That made the Devil mad. That night, he turned the thermostat up all the way it could go. Man it was hot! When Boudreaux woke up, the Devil asked him, "NOW how do you like it down here?"
Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's fine. It reminds me of August on Bayou Lafourche."
As you might expect, that made the Devil all the more mad. Well, that night, he turned the thermostat down all the way it could go! The whole place frosted over. Icicles started forming from the rafters.
When Boudreaux woke up, the Devil asked him, "How you like it NOW, Boudreaux?"
Boudreaux, shivering, through blue lips, says, "Mais cher, I'm one happy Cajun!"
The Devil was infuriated! He yelled, "What do you mean you're one happy Cajun?!!"
Boudreaux, still shivering says, "The Saints done won the Superbowl!"
Labels: funny
Die Pachelbel, die!!
Funniest damn thing I've seen in ages. Seriously. I laughed so hard, I was crying.
Dude, he spoofs Green Day. (Punk rock's a joke, it's really just baroque . . .).
Dude, he spoofs Green Day. (Punk rock's a joke, it's really just baroque . . .).
Sunday, August 20, 2006
And now for something completely different. . .
There's no reason to post that. It just cracked me up. And laughing is good, otherwise you'll go insane. And frankly, I could use some Ducky Minions!
Let's see....in the vein of 'no angst for a few days' I've decided to join a few dating sites. Why? I don't know. I think I need at least the illusion that other people find me desirable. (Go with me here, I'm having a rather rough time of it these last few weeks. Most people around here have, actually. You add the insane heat with the Katrina anniversary and everyone's on edge. So, indulge my...whatever...for a few days. I'll be back to myself in a little while. Once this anniversary is past.)
So, I decided to join www.bbwharmony.com. No, it's nothing like eharmony, as far as I can tell. It was at least fun filling out the profile and stuff, because it's very detailed and asks you your opinions on things like abortion and gays in the military. Very cool. Never had one ask me that before. You can list your sexuality, but you can't do a search for men and women at the same time, which bites, but most sites don't let you do that. Huh. Anyway, who knows? Maybe I'll find people to flirt with. That always makes me feel better.
I'm also going to see Snakes on a Plane this weekend. Why? Because it looks so bad it's gonna be good. Plus, Sam Jackson. Come on. After I see it, I may have to post a review. I'm declaring this weekend a No Angst Zone. There'll be plenty of annoying things to catch up with come Tuesday, so...
Oh, got the results from my civil service test back. Not high enough for the job I wanted, but I shook that off and found a couple more to apply for. So I mailed those yesterday, going to mail some more off soon. So. I'm getting a new job, somehow.
Does anyone know how to add music to Blogger? I have some songs I want to put up, but I can't seem to find a program that will allow me to do that. I'm kinda new at the coding, so it needs to be something relatively easy....any help would be appreciated. Thanks!
Labels: funny
Friday, July 28, 2006
Orgasims for fun and profit!
Why, oh why, don't they hold one of these down here?
Masturbate for Charity -- it's a win for everyone.
Being a prisoner of Deep Red Jesusland, I've never heard of these, even though they've apparently been held stateside. Probably by those liberal commie queers in San Fran. (Oh, my people, how I miss you!) They're making a movie out of it, so maybe I can get off Netflix. Or, ya know, take part here. To express my solidarity for the cause. Whoohoo. When's my new Adam and Eve order getting here?
But seriously, 55 minutes out of every hour? Are you allowed lube? You'd have to switch hands, because you'll get cramps. Or pull muscles. For those of us with arthritis, well....good thing they allow toys. And would your friends be allowed to help ya out? A little mutual masturbating for the cause?
And I must tip my hat to the person who can rub it for almost nine hours straight. It's all good, but come on, I can't do anything for that long without zoning out.
So, my friends, August 5 -- join in in solidarity with the other wankers of the world!
(Also, check out the winged penis here . It's just too much.)
Masturbate for Charity -- it's a win for everyone.
Being a prisoner of Deep Red Jesusland, I've never heard of these, even though they've apparently been held stateside. Probably by those liberal commie queers in San Fran. (Oh, my people, how I miss you!) They're making a movie out of it, so maybe I can get off Netflix. Or, ya know, take part here. To express my solidarity for the cause. Whoohoo. When's my new Adam and Eve order getting here?
But seriously, 55 minutes out of every hour? Are you allowed lube? You'd have to switch hands, because you'll get cramps. Or pull muscles. For those of us with arthritis, well....good thing they allow toys. And would your friends be allowed to help ya out? A little mutual masturbating for the cause?
And I must tip my hat to the person who can rub it for almost nine hours straight. It's all good, but come on, I can't do anything for that long without zoning out.
So, my friends, August 5 -- join in in solidarity with the other wankers of the world!
(Also, check out the winged penis here . It's just too much.)
