Butterfly Cauldron
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
Did someone suggest Moi was not adorable?
China heard a vicious rumor that I was saying she does nothing adorable for the camera. After applying her claws liberally to my poor, bare skin, she deigned to pose for me. And so, behold the Bitch Queen of Everything:
Gaze upon me, mere humans, and whimper with jealousy that you are not as glorious as I.
Puny human. How dare you assume I would be amused by your feathers!
Come, feather, let me bite you. Hmm. You taste like lizard.
These feathers, they amuse me.
Gaze upon me, mere humans, and whimper with jealousy that you are not as glorious as I.
Puny human. How dare you assume I would be amused by your feathers!
Come, feather, let me bite you. Hmm. You taste like lizard.
These feathers, they amuse me.
