Butterfly Cauldron

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Random question

What is it that makes men want to keep their damned watches on during sex? Seriously. All the men I've been with, they all kept the bloody thing on. What are they doing? Are they timing their performance? Are they trying to break some sorta speed record? What's up with that anyway? Don't they get that the damn things can hurt when you get smacked in the (fill in body part here) with it? Bah.

posted by Zan at 10:46 AM

2 Comments:

~Macarena~ said...: I bet Flava Flave takes off his clock. That's weird. Do they take them off if they spend the night?; 11:41 AM
Zan said...: Eventually, yes. After I pointedly glare at it and threaten to get out my scissors....; 11:43 AM

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